Are you KIDDING me?

On a regular basis my kids come up to me in the beginning of class saying "MISS! My binder is missing! Someone took it!" To which I always respond. "Nobody is taking your binder you probably just missed it when you looked. Have a seat and I will find it when everyone else has gotten their binders."

So today appeared to be just another day-

"MISS! I can't find my binder" - Student 1.

"Ok have a seat and I will find it when everyone is seated" - Ginge

"MISS! My binder is GONE!" - Student 2.

"Its okay. Calm down. Just have a seat" - Ginge

.....students are milling around the windows where the shelves of binders are located.....

"MISS! My binder is gone too!" - Student 3

"Ok WHAT is going on here"- Ginge

"MISS I SEE THEM! THEY ARE ON THE ROOF!" - Student 4

"WHAT!? HAVE A SEAT. NOW!"

Yes, someone in my class today decided it would be BRILLIANT to throw students' binders out of the window and down onto the roof below. As if these kids weren't driving me crazy already.